A small cat asking very nicely

Martha, will you go on a date with me?

Asking for a friend. The friend is me. I am the friend.

A cat consulting a calendar

Amazing. Now the admin.

Anything from tomorrow. Tonight I am already asleep, this is not a metaphor.

The day (main character energy)

The time (be realistic)

A cat in sunglasses, unbothered

And we are doing what?

No wrong answers. Some answers are just better funded.

A cat losing its mind with joy

Locked. See you then.

Now send me the receipt, otherwise I will assume I dreamt it.